Friday, July 30, 2004
Thursday, July 29, 2004
*tampax humor(PG)
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box
of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at
the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my
brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these, you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at
the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my
brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these, you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Sunday, July 18, 2004
YOU'LL NEVER NEED TO VACUUM AGAIN!...the new improved Roomba Discovery...only $249.99
My Roombas (we have 2) work better than any vacuum cleaner &/or housekeeper we have ever had!!The new Roomba will automatically return to its home base-and recharge itself...Plus it has more power & its dustbin has tripled in size CLICK PHOTO
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Friday, July 16, 2004
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Monday, July 12, 2004
Friday, July 09, 2004
a mouse designed by a woman...powder included!
Phillip Stark is one of the most famous designers in the world...everything from New York City's newest high rise condos to beautiful furniture. He designed Microsofts newest mouse-SEE BELOW!....but...if he had been a woman he would have designed it to look like this!!!!
The Ultimate Mouse only$29.95 designed by Phillip Starck
PHILLIP STARCK designed this new optical Microsoft mouse! it features a colored center line that integrates the wheel...plus the left and right mouse buttons are integrated on the left and right sides of the mouse. It will go on sale September first for only $29.95 We will send you an e-mail when it is available-if you are on our list
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
foofbags - handmade laptop bag (sleeve) for ibook or powerbook
foofbags - handmade laptop bag (sleeve) for ibook or powerbookhttp://foofbag.dirtymouse.net/foofbag.jpg
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
UNBREAKABLE MIRROR from Firebox of London UK...prottection & beauty!
CLICK ON PHOTO-made of highly polished stainless steel rather than glass...it is the size & shape of a credit card so it easily slips into your wallet or purse or you can keep it in the leather slipcase that is free with your order...i have ordered many things on the internet from Firebox UK-they are great!...
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