Sunday, December 26, 2004
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
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Friday, December 10, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Publishers Pick:Wonderful Chocolate Dessert
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little round cakes filled with chocolate chips...6 to a box at Trader Joes
Friday, December 03, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Monday, November 29, 2004
CELEBRITY PLASTIC SURGERY...the good...the bad & the ugly
Meg Ryan's lips...Donald Trump's bad transplants...Brittany's amazing shrinking breasts & more!
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Saturday, November 27, 2004
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Monday, November 22, 2004
THE MOST WONDERFUL JAM IN THE WORLD! @AJ'S...Stonewall Kitchen Black Rasberry jam is the best we have ever tasted...ALAS..also the most expensive!
The Rolls Royce of Jams!! MY SON'S FAVORITE...$8 for a 13 0z jar at AJ'S- CLICK ON PHOTO;
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Friday, November 19, 2004
*Men Are Like...
* Men are like........Laxatives........They irritate the shit out of you.
* Men are like........Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
* Men are like........Vacations........They never seem to be long enough.
* Men are like........Weather........Nothing can be done to change them.
* Men are like..Blenders..You need one, but you're not quite sure why..
* Men are like........Chocolate Bars........Sweet, smooth, and they usually
head right for your hips.
* Men are like........Coffee........The best ones are rich, warm, and can
keep you up all night long.
* Men are like........Commercials........You can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like.........Government Bonds....They take sooo long to mature.
* Men are like...Mascara....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
* Men are like..Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
* Men are like........Lava Lamps........Fun to look at, but not very bright.
* Men are like........Parking Spots........All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know!!!
FROM MY FRIEND CHANTAL
* Men are like........Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
* Men are like........Vacations........They never seem to be long enough.
* Men are like........Weather........Nothing can be done to change them.
* Men are like..Blenders..You need one, but you're not quite sure why..
* Men are like........Chocolate Bars........Sweet, smooth, and they usually
head right for your hips.
* Men are like........Coffee........The best ones are rich, warm, and can
keep you up all night long.
* Men are like........Commercials........You can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like.........Government Bonds....They take sooo long to mature.
* Men are like...Mascara....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
* Men are like..Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
* Men are like........Lava Lamps........Fun to look at, but not very bright.
* Men are like........Parking Spots........All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know!!!
FROM MY FRIEND CHANTAL
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Merlin and her personal beautician:Clarissa!
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Monday, November 15, 2004
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
The fav lingerie of...Jennifer Aniston...Sara Jessica Parker...Katie Couric...Oprah...plus a funny/wierd Dubya movie!
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Thursday, November 11, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Friday, November 05, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Saturday, October 23, 2004
Friday, October 22, 2004
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Monday, October 04, 2004
Sunday, October 03, 2004
own a 36 acre Northern AZ Ranch...56 degrees-average July temperature
*36 acres...$14,900...$153 per month...10% down..guaranteed financing...Woodland Valley Ranch....CLICK PHOTO
Saturday, October 02, 2004
Friday, October 01, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
THE PERFECT DATE!...click on photo
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
save $26 on this swimsuit...you pay only $49.99! CLICK on photo
Liz Claiborne is up to 70% off when you buy Online Direct
Friday, August 27, 2004
publishers pick:WONDERFUL ORTHODICS
Dr. Diane Kreuger is the best! I have tried 14 other orthodic clincs, podiatrist, and more..over the last 2 years! CLICK HERE FOR A FREE CONSULTATION
Sunday, August 22, 2004
Friday, August 20, 2004
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Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Monday, August 09, 2004
Friday, August 06, 2004
Valentino Swarovski crystal butterfly sun glasses...click on glasses to purchase
Guys and gals can sport these aviator shades. The Swarovski Crystal butterflies are removable.
Monday, August 02, 2004
Sunday, August 01, 2004
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Talk to her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked ... Bring food ... Don't block the TV
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Talk to her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked ... Bring food ... Don't block the TV
Friday, July 30, 2004
Thursday, July 29, 2004
*tampax humor(PG)
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box
of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at
the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my
brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these, you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at
the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my
brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these, you would be
able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Sunday, July 18, 2004
YOU'LL NEVER NEED TO VACUUM AGAIN!...the new improved Roomba Discovery...only $249.99
My Roombas (we have 2) work better than any vacuum cleaner &/or housekeeper we have ever had!!The new Roomba will automatically return to its home base-and recharge itself...Plus it has more power & its dustbin has tripled in size CLICK PHOTO
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Friday, July 16, 2004
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Monday, July 12, 2004
Friday, July 09, 2004
a mouse designed by a woman...powder included!
Phillip Stark is one of the most famous designers in the world...everything from New York City's newest high rise condos to beautiful furniture. He designed Microsofts newest mouse-SEE BELOW!....but...if he had been a woman he would have designed it to look like this!!!!
The Ultimate Mouse only$29.95 designed by Phillip Starck
PHILLIP STARCK designed this new optical Microsoft mouse! it features a colored center line that integrates the wheel...plus the left and right mouse buttons are integrated on the left and right sides of the mouse. It will go on sale September first for only $29.95 We will send you an e-mail when it is available-if you are on our list
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
foofbags - handmade laptop bag (sleeve) for ibook or powerbook
foofbags - handmade laptop bag (sleeve) for ibook or powerbookhttp://foofbag.dirtymouse.net/foofbag.jpg
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
UNBREAKABLE MIRROR from Firebox of London UK...prottection & beauty!
CLICK ON PHOTO-made of highly polished stainless steel rather than glass...it is the size & shape of a credit card so it easily slips into your wallet or purse or you can keep it in the leather slipcase that is free with your order...i have ordered many things on the internet from Firebox UK-they are great!...
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Monday, June 28, 2004
buy this top for only $24.99 by clicking on photo
you save up to 70% on 100's of Liz Claiborne tops...pants...skirts..jackets...dresses & swimwear!
Thursday, June 24, 2004
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